Rebecca Rowe

oh, word?

[sam @bigolhooligan]

they canceled arthur because he only learned a few months ago to not say the “f slur for homosexuals”

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

If people think rioting is unacceptable wait until they hear about murder

[Sarah Lindberg @SarahLindberg20]

When y’all get admitted into your colleges hmu and for $2 I’ll make you a bracelet with their colors :)

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

@samnrowe did you...pack this for lunch

[bone chomsky @goodbeansoup_]

particles

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

@nellnell75 I think about you daily

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

hate to be one of those people that tweet about how bad 2018 was but 😫😫 my mom’s bf gave me a cannoli and it sucked 😥😥🤮 no more fake friends 2019 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

stop praising sam’s tweets because it all goes to his head and he will start saying dumb things too confidently. Like just now when he told me he doesn’t think fire drills are that important “because the school can’t burn down since it’s made of brick”

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

how I’m pulling up to the tailgate if you guys pick nascar for the first day theme #dontdoit #pls

[Sarah Lindberg @SarahLindberg20]

There were 24 school shootings in the US just last year

Government: I sleep

Women exist and want to dictate what happens in/to their bodies

Government: I WAKE

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

@samnrowe guys plz retweet @jesus 🙏🙏🙏

https://t.co/UNc8twqjVf

[bone chomsky @goodbeansoup_]

SH(shut the)E’S BRO(fuck up)KEN

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

My mom is casting YouTube to the TV for the first time and every couple of minutes she turns to her boyfriend and very quietly goes “I am a YouTuber”

[Sarah Lindberg @SarahLindberg20]

Some asshole: *makes a Holocaust joke*
Me: what if it was JEW

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

Texts from bae>>>>>

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

@samnrowe @HarrisonFonti no

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

@samnrowe @HarrisonFonti We own powdered sugar in a plastic bag

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

@saurabhk1102 Believe it or not that was in fact one of his guesses

[Rebecca Rowe @rgrowe18]

no one ever believes me when I tell them that Sam is dumb so I think you should all know that he just spent a good 5 minutes trying to remember what “Tom” is short for and only figured it out after multiple clues