Robert Hewgley

Free market capitalism is the best path to prosperity!

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@elonmusk Do it Elon!

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@BHaus1945 @Sophia_r101 I would like to see the slow motion, but I agree with you looks like she went out of her lane, touched the line, before catching up to the short lady, should be disqualified for going out of her lane regardless of whether she knocked her down or not

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@Arctic_Goon @vacunawoke Yes, I heard that on NBC news tonight as well

[Overton @overton_news]

This is one of the most important moments ever aired on CNBC.

Billionaire investor Chamath Palihapitiya says the media lied to millions of Americans about President Trump, and that after going back to the original source material, he realized he had been completely misled about Trump’s character.

PALIHAPITIYA: “The reality is that most of us were lied to by the media about President Trump.”

“And if you just go back to the source material, you should take away two things.”

“One, he didn’t say half the things he said, and two, why did these other people just fabricate what they wanted to say so that they could essentially assassinate his character?”

“I think that that second thing is completely unacceptable in America, and there’s still been no repercussions, really.”

“I took the time to learn about it. I admitted where…you know, the way that I met him was, I admitted on the pod, which, you know, has millions of viewers.”

“And I said, I got it totally wrong because I went and I watched Charlottesville.”

“And, you know, the first person to call me? President Trump.”

“And I got to know him and I put the phone down, I called my wife, and I said, we got it TOTALLY, totally wrong. We were lied to.”

“And then I got to know him and he is fantastic!”

@chamath

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@RandPaul Yes, this is needed!

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@Demetri2057781 @DougKass Correct! I heard it too

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@michaeljburry Data centers on the ocean floor would generate a lot of heat, and disrupt the biome. This is an awful idea. People may not realize that most of our oxygen does not come from trees, but from the ocean

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@CNBC I watched the whole interview. It was great. AOC and some of those guys need to watch it.

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@supplychain10x @AMAZlNGNATURE True, some mountains are volcanic in origin as well.

[Brit Hume @brithume]

Quote: @“. According to the official numbers from the IRS, the top 1% of income-tax filers in 2022 contributed 40.4% of the revenue. The top 10% of filers paid 72%. The top quarter contributed 87.2%.” https://t.co/tYHYS06sd1

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@kcphaeton @JoeSquawk He was there with Becky. They only had a one hour show from 8 to 9.!

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@tintinRXTL Looks fake. Breasts are way too big for a small person like this.

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@Investingcom Yes, hopefully we learned enough from all the roadside bombs in Iraq!

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@DerektheCleric With a robot driver?

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@EdministerShara Hell yeah!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: The Chief of Chicago Police is being praised nationwide for the moment he STOOD WITH ICE instead of the Left

"Let me make this CLEAR! Federal agents, ICE, HSI, are officers. They are agents of law enforcement."

"If you box them in...plow a VEHICLE, you're using DEADLY FORCE. And THEY can use deadly force in response to stop YOU!"

"We need to be clear about these laws. We cannot become a society where we just decide to take everything in our own hands and start to commit crimes against law enforcement!"

"It is a crime. You may not like what they're doing. I can understand that there's a lot of emotions out there, but that does NOT mean that you get to commit a crime, especially one that could lead to deadly force."

"We need to keep everyone safe. Our responsibilities when it comes to federal agents, and I've been asked these questions, we do not interfere with the duties and responsibilities of federal agents."

This is literally just common sense.

Every single police chief should be saying this. This is DEEP BLUE CHICAGO!

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

I don't think it's gonna pass because it's basically un-American. What they're proposing here is to take illiquid assets, no liquidity whatsoever, and force you to pay a tax on them, which has never been done before. You take one select group of people, you wanna call them billionaires and you impose a tax to redistribute their wealth. That my friend is un-American and it will not pass.

I thought it was great to get out of my comfort zone. I had a great time. I'll let the critics decide how I did, but so far so good. It's such a roller coaster ride. I tell everybody, "Go see it in a theater because you're gonna need the community support around you for this baby."

[Robert Hewgley @rhew607]

@EdministerShara And he is going to run on this record?🤣🤣