"A man from Chu who sold shields and spears boasted, 'My shield is so strong that nothing can pierce it. My spear is so sharp that there is no object it cannot pierce.'
Someone asked him, 'Would you like to be in Forbes?'"
- Han Feizi (c. 240 BC)
I have a theory that people who listen to instrumental music or music in languages they don't understand have very loud and chatty internal monologues.