Richard Bond

Government agent and father to a (tribe of) ninja.

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

Hi @OctopusEnergy — 12 days after my SMETS2 install and my comms hub is still in the full LED blink pattern. HAN hasn’t enabled and my OHM is still flashing blue. DCC has data but my account doesn’t. Please resend the commissioning bundle + enable HAN.

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@AstroCanary @TNLUK Add to this the fact that tickets for future games show as "no matches" with the commiseration message followed by the good luck message?

It's a bit shonky 🫤

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@Tesco sort your Baldock store out. No tills open, one person covering the entire self checkout area. Wasn't impressed trying to get through my shop, today.

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@TheLastLeg #isitok that @adamhillscomedy is sitting in front of a batman silhouette looking like a supervillain?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@OctopusEnergy hey! I've been after an Octopus Home Mini, have submitted the form 4 times but no joy. I have to ask, what have I done to upset you!? 😢

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@TheLastLeg #isitok that Alex singing was so good on the Christmas special he should do it more often!?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@jenjeahaly The cynic in me feels that this is probably the solution...

https://t.co/StYefwzBqD

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@tescobankhelp So I already have home insurance with you but now I've bought car insurance I need to create a second online account? Is this right, it seems stupid!?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

#IsItOk that Nadine Dorries _still_ hasn't bloody resigned yet?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@RoyalMailHelp DM sent at 9am, followed up at midday. Can you advise on expected acknowledgement times, at least?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@RoyalMailHelp are you able to assist?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@RoyalMail just received an email to say that you couldn't collect my parcel today. But you collected it at half ten. Surely you haven't lost it!?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@RoyalMail just received an email to say that you couldn't collect my parcel today. But you collected it at half ten. Surely you haven't lost it!?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@O2

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@kittencaboodle He's seriously channeling Chris, there! 😂

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@jenjeahaly Have been catching up on some films myself over the past week. So far have enjoyed Nope, Wrath of Man and Copshop.

[Cllr Daniel Cowan @CllrCowan]

Have you been sacked for doing what your boss told you to do?

You should consider joining a union.

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@UPS_UK any idea where my parcel is? Was told on Tuesday that it would be delivered on Wednesday but no sign of it and tracking doesn't think it's even been collected...

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@clarkshelp just had an email saying my daughter's school shoes order has been cancelled as they're out of stock. They're not out of stock and she needs them tomorrow. Care to explain this utter let down?

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@disneyplus this is being promoted on my 9 year old's age restricted profile.

Don't think she's ready for predators, yet!

[Richard Bond @richardebond]

@jenjeahaly Yeah, suspect it's because he's resigned but refusing to go anywhere until the autumn :o