Rich Rose

Writer, doodler, timewaster. The estimated worth of my polystyrene chip collection is currently 79p.

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

Well done @laundryheap for losing every single item I entrusted to you! After being passed from person to person for 3 weeks (not one of whom offered me a refund), I was informed my 3-piece suit and 2 shirts were permanently gone - right before a wedding. DISGRACEFUL SERVICE!

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@laundryheap Well done for losing every single item I entrusted to you! After being passed from person to person for 3 weeks (not one of whom offered me a refund), I was informed my 3-piece suit and 2 shirts were permanently gone - right before a wedding. DISGRACEFUL SERVICE!

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@daveralf BurnTheSnyderCut

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@RichardAyoade Hi Richard. I’m an amateur filmmaker and your music videos have had a big influence on me. I directed my first music video for a friends’ single last month and I’d be proper chuffed if you took a gander. (Sorry if this is a bit cheeky...) https://t.co/9od9djRJvW

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

The problem with seeing this many powerful people in masks, in that environment, is that all I can think of is Eyes Wide Shut. Pretty sure an orgy is about to go down... #Inauguration2021 #Inauguration #JoeBidenInauguration #WhiteHouse #BidenHarrisInauguration #BidenHarris #Masks

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@KermodeMovie Were you aware that he'd done this before you picked up the book, or did you just stumble upon it when reading? If so, I imagine that came as quite the shock!

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

Thought for the day: The hobbits in LotR lived in Hobbiton. That would be like if I lived in a town called Humanton. That would be fucking stupid. In conclusion, Tolkien was a hack. #LordOfTheRings #hobbits #fantasy #GameOfThrones

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@Nicman81 Do it! He's so much fun to draw.

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@Nicman81 Cheers :)

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

"Ima kill that MUTHAFUCKIN' CAROLE BASKIN!!" Quick doodle of Joe Exotic (long live the King) #JoeExotic #joeexoctic #JoeExotic2020 #TigerKing #TigerKingmeme #tigerkingmovie #CaroleBaskin #CAROLEBASKINS #artclub #dailyart #drawing #drawings #caricature #cartoons #cartoonchallenge

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@daveralf @ChrisSonnex @AnoushkaWarden @Bierman71 @SamSwainsbury @PrasannaBanana @dew_natalie @TVSanjeev @MeeraSyal @AmbreenRazia @sbaigcasting @Cparks1976 @NiamhAlgar @pranobaileybond @HelenSimmons8 @jessicalevick @hopedickle @Bostondunk @emmaguns @JonathanCrocker @timothydclark @steve_merrett @NeilGortz @Gemzar @VaultOfDaedalus @ophelia_noir @patrickjcarlson @NathanDitum @therachelweber @PeeJayEee @dannnnymiller @workbyoliver @Cassiepopo @sicrook @LindseyKelk @samfarmer_co @featuresjourno @tomredhead @GullJane @blytheface @SusiSalavati @sarahbrookes1 @alicelowe @AlexClarkes @brazenprods @SSheil @RafaellaMarcus @annajstelle @livwynter @IsleyLynn

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

TOP TIP: Prevent the virus from taking hold of you by rubbing butter all over your body and running in a zig-zag motion. #covidiots #corona #coronavirus #coronaadvice #StayAtHomeSaveLives #lockdown

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@StephenKing I've been working on a novel in my spare time for the last two years. Finished the first draft in Dec and spent Jan and Feb editing. Been my main focus for so long and now so much of it just… doesn’t really work. Pretty damn dispiriting.

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

Burning a Nissan Micra can help ward off evil virus particles from one's person. #stopthespread #lockdown
#lockdownUKnow #COVIDIOT

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

I tried to get the public to follow government advice. #plaguedoctor2020 #covid
#COVIDIOT #Covid_19 #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic #CoronaCrisisuk #coronavirus #COVIDー19 #covid19UK #londonlockdown #London #StopTheSpread #QuarantineOnlineParty

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

The bloody plague's only gone and turned Rowan Atkinson to stone! #plaguedoctor2020

[Craig Newbury 🌻 @cjnewbs]

Anyone else spot the fucking #plagueDoctor on @BBCNews

[Barry_The_Beard @beard_barry]

#PlagueDoctor spreading the news

[JBOT - Jo Southall @JBOccyTherapy]

This guy!? Wow. #PlagueDoctor makes the news.. He's the new "Stoooopp Breeeeeexit" guy.

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

@RafaellaMarcus Damn, beat me to it!

[Rich Rose @RichRoseSplat]

On the plus side, when society does break down completely, it will be funny watching the rioters try to keep a safe distance of 3ft from each other at all times. #Convid19uk #coronavirus #CoronaCrisis #riots #looting #FridayThoughts #WorkFromHome