Rick Taylor

Stand Up Comic, Comedy Producer/Promoter, Broadcaster, Tech Geek, And All Around Good Guy

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Has anyone checked in with U2 lately to see if they ever found what they were looking for?

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I see the whole “Let’s Go Brandon/Eff Joe Biden” thing regularly on signs and bumper stickers. It makes me think Ewwww! I got nothing against the President, but fuck is not the word that comes to mind when I see him.

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It can be tough with all the commercialism and consumerism this time of year, but don’t forget the true meaning of the Toyotathon season.

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Americans are upset with supply chain issues because for the first time in generations they’re often forced to choose between waiting for exactly what they want or taking what’s available.

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If you go around talking about how you shot the sheriff, people are going to assume you shot the deputy.

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Dear NFL:
Y’all are usually marketing geniuses, but maybe the Dolphins (1-4) and Jags (0-5) aren’t the right teams to lure UK fans to American football.

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Loving @drewbrees on NFL’s TNF tonight. It’s nice when a great player turns into a great broadcaster.

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Instead of the usual domestic lemons, I used some cute little Italian lemons. Now my lemonade has mechanical problems and won’t start. 😉

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The Passion Fruit Of The Christ #AddAWordRuinABook

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Customer Service: That’s a good deal to stay, right?

Me: Sure, but I’m canceling.

CS: So, you don’t like good deals?

Me: Whatever you have to tell yourself.

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AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!
Me: No thanks. I’m really looking for something more in a mid to high priced dirty deed. 😜

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When I stop briefly while flipping through channels, I like the way The Jerry Springer Show and Maury make me feel about myself. Thanks Jerry and Maury.

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Every now and then I feel nostalgic for the 90's. Then I remember Hootie & The Blowfish and that feeling quickly subsides.

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I was an 80’s teenager.
So when I think of wolves I always assume they're hungry and/or in a video with a lot of bikinis.

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The Fungus League #SleazySuperheroes

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I think our freedoms have eroded since the 1970’s when you could just drive around in a van solving crimes with your friends and a big dog.

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Me: Wow. Morrissey sounds really sad in that song.

Friend: Which one?

Me: Every one.

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I found myself in the car listening to the radio and thinking it's Roxanne's body and she can turn on whatever light she pleases. Back off, Sting.

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Children today will never know what it’s like to grow up in a world with one flavor Oreo that only has Single Stuf. Lucky Bastards.

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FYI: A guy I saw on the street talking to people I couldn't see said there's a major government conspiracy and he's involved at a high level. 😜