Twïtter Rick

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[Twïtter Rick @rickbdotcom]

@nypost I love the comments apparently she's too old to have kids while also being too young for him lol. I'm 54 and my wife is 37 (met when she was 32 after my first wife passed away at 40) so what? If a woman is over 30 what's the problem exactly?

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@ManMilk2 Garbagemaster General?

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@koreanoli So are you and probably everyone else alive right now on the face of the Earth, if Agamemnon were a real person. After enough time either every person or no person is or a particular person that lived long ago.

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@llallawg I learned it from an SNL skit!

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@heshidicjudaism Her name is either Mulva or Dolores.

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@waitbutwhy Ok how about instead of a red and blue button it's a gun. You don't pick it up and pull the trigger you don't die, if you do pick it up and pull the trigger you will die if less than 50% do the same. I'd love to see the results with different wordings.

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@arrington https://t.co/cX3EGs5pGS

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@georgesblind @theserfstv How many times does this have to be said "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose"

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@Mr_Husky1 You should have taken the $50 back and replaced it with a penny.

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@TheStingisBack https://t.co/sQU5IR8iDW

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@ima_jerry15016 Meh do the family tree from Dark lol.

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@Firstscreamto We agree! https://t.co/5bGjDqjsB8

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@IUser59753 @justbyte_ @abdoulllmuhd https://t.co/xzOs6jHuey

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@Gioivana2 https://t.co/xzOs6jHuey

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@Matt_Pinner Well my first (and still) email since 1996 is @(my domain name)

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@qikipedia No Mr Show references yet? https://t.co/EOFmZbtmRS

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@Math_files Should we tackle the Sleeping Beauty problem next?

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@GLabsPlus @Math_files I love this is just like the Monty Hall problem will people will argue with you even after explaining the logic or running simulations showing it's the correct answer. Probability calculations are such a subtle thing!

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@azirapapapal @cowboymulder And in the pilot episode 6 months before it happened lol.

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@evilduck92 @FinanceLancelot Well if you think space is great for cooling boy have I got something to tell you about radiative vs convective/conductive heat transfer.