I was upset about John Wall, I was upset about Braden Holtby, I was upset about Bryce Harper and Trea Turner and Max Scherzer and Anthony Rendon, I would’ve died for Juan Soto
Wearing a fedora to the bar so women will pay attention to me when I tell them that the License plates on the cars parked on my street spell out the exact geographical location of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
didnt vote this election so nothing biden does in syria is my fault. i didnt vote because my hand was stuck in a crane game because i was trying to steal a Minion out tha machine
you gotta be careful when someone says they’re from “Cambridge” online. they could be a rich person from massachusetts, a normal MIT student or worse, just british.