rach❤️‍🔥

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

Job’s not finished.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

saying goodbye on a 1 hour zoom meeting I contributed nothing to

[rach❤️‍🔥 @Riff_rach]

@_feelups I wear shorts sometimes

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I would love to go to sleep but I simply CANNOT until I figure out if this girl I barely know got divorced or not

[waliu @idek_tb]

“your time off request has been denied”

Me already on vacation:

[courtney echerd @CourtneyEcherd]

i’m obsessed with this. why now babe

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[pj @pjayevans]

My company has decided to put me down

[noam @noampao]

College kids after getting their stomach pumped Friday night

[Bosco Jankins 🇹🇹 @_feelups]

Massive W for the lads #YNWA

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: [handing me my newborn son]

me: he’s beautiful

baby: *starts crying*

me: ok he kind of sucks

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[carmencita @CarFrita]

I may be unhinged now but at one point I was “a pleasure to have in class”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

went up to a hot girl to be like “where did you get your yoga pants they look so good” and she was like “amazon, i wouldn’t recommend them, they’re pretty bad quality, i just have a nice body” thank you for your transparency queen

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Guy: (does some sociopathic shit)

His boys: he got that dawg in him

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.