Rig Barnes

Paul Newman’s gonna have my legs broke

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Starting a dialogue with my vile hog

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Nick Saban: huge Terrion Arnold guy #BuiltByBama

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@VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @StoolMintzy @stoolgambling @jmccarthy55 @hqspider @PardonMyMeme How fast was he going?

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Mr. Forcibly Removed

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@KenLayne We lost the recipes. We don’t know how

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@RelevantstoryLa M. night Shamlemon

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@wiremxther 2026 remake of Collateral

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Watching season 5 of Mad Men and all I’ve got to say is

🎶wooah fat Betty, bam-a-lam🎶

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@ChrisKirschner @DanClarkSports

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I like how the scary countries have scary national anthems #fifaworldcup

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@danbarker Imagining the patrons walking onto a conveyor belt unaware of the massive buzzsaw at neck height

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Aussie national team led onto the field by Girthmasterr #FIFAWorldCup #Socceroos

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Weird fetish alien: I cum in peas

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Only the Good Die Hung by Billy Hoel

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Exploring the agentic handjob space

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@Yesavage2HOF Hey numb nuts, does tonight’s nuke off of Yesavage count as garbage time because it broke the game open? I’ll hang up and listen thanks

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@slmandel Surely Texas has no transfers nor NIL

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What if instead of Backrooms it was Backwalls and I’m just running around scared in a cavernous snatch

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Not to victim blame too much but Sanchez getting taken out by a ball thrown by a child is not a good look

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@Doc_Texas Being so rattled by Texas tech that you want the number one recruit to play in your conference instead is awesome

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Wonder if they’re talking about same doctor