Rikpayne

What was the question?

[Molly Bee @msmollybee25]

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@ChaletBrannan @JenniferPelti16 @CollinRugg So the FBI should lock up minors who make online threats?

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@davesawchuk The thread will decide.

This is a robbery.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@TheJeffBridges That's a bummer man. There should be more Dudes and Martys in the world.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Hollywood's tough on the living, but it sure does speak well of the dead.

[blip @FrozenSighs]

Watching the space station fly by in the night sky always makes me feel like a worthless piece of shit.

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

Walking around my house like "who the fuck closed last night?!"

[Randi Lawson @RandiLawson]

Oh wait... I get it, Central Perk, cause it's a coffee shop in NYC!!! Hahaha!! Anyway, your father & I have decided to try an open marriage

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@Sarah__Cortez

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@shelldash The part that perplexes me most is the comma.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@davesawchuk See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@hipchkk @DannyZuker You could have stopped this sentence after 'read'.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@toujours_fab <mother's head explodes>

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@toujours_fab Do you think Pence could even say the word 'coozie'? Seems a bit too raunchy for him.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@shelldash The trick is under the tongue... The ambien that is.

[Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedinaa]

that time i beat up Rick Moranis.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

@MysterySolvent A handful of pennies.

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

.@parisreview So is Paris any good or not

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

You know who deserved a PS5? Joseph.