Riley Black

Opinions not representative of Microsoft, the American Medical Association, or the New York Times. I chose this username because some of you need a head start.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

If your bumper sticker says "I think therefore I'm ______", it's lying about that first part.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

Also the Right But Not The Way You Thinkteenth.

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

So I see it’s bad take Tuesday.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Ted Cruz The Massive Pervert thinks that the presence of gay characters means that they are visibly nude, penetrating each other. When he sees gay men hold hands on television and in public, Ted Cruz The Freaky Little Pervert knows that they are actually fucking in front of him.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@egrattan @raiii462 @jackscellphone @Jim_Jordan Or when Nancy Reagan appeared on Diff'rent Strokes? In a hotly contested 5-4 ruling the Supreme Court ruled that this implied that the Drummonds were real people. They say her ghost haunts the halls of Alcatraz even today.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@patrickhenry2nd @AsherLangton @EyesOnTheRight "Private, this is your weapon. Make sure you keep it-"

"Haha, 'it'? LOL woke sarge"

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

Got staaaars in his eeeyes

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

DICK FIGHT ISLAND

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@BrandonLetsgo90 @EmGorse @AkashikSmithy @plantbasedlove1 @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk "You've got some nerve being completely, objectively correct!"

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@AkashikSmithy @EmGorse @BrandonLetsgo90 @plantbasedlove1 @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk No. There's no such thing.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@BrandonLetsgo90 @AkashikSmithy @plantbasedlove1 @EmGorse @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk There are no laws Twitter is getting past here. No law entitles you to a Twitter account. You want that because you are an avowed communist.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@AkashikSmithy @BrandonLetsgo90 @plantbasedlove1 @EmGorse @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk Twitter isn't a public space. Popular does not equal public.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@AkashikSmithy @BrandonLetsgo90 @plantbasedlove1 @EmGorse @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk Twitter didn't even have a monopoly on "websites that look like Twitter".

You are demanding an authoritarian goverment seize control of private property and compel speech. You can only want that if you have already consciously decided that you hate free speech.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@AkashikSmithy @BrandonLetsgo90 @plantbasedlove1 @EmGorse @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk You're not entitled to use other people's stuff just because it's popular.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@BrandonLetsgo90 @plantbasedlove1 @AkashikSmithy @EmGorse @ScottAdamsSays @elonmusk Arby's can kick you out of Arby's. That doesn't mean you can't eat.

Twitter can kick you off of Twitter. That doesn't mean you can't speak.

In neither case have your rights been violated.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@MollyPiperNelso @IanFortey The rest of Hinder?

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@LauraJedeed I just don't know how to be afraid of anyone who takes manhood advice from Tucker Carlson.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@ralphaclark https://t.co/VjJCTONDAV

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@ralphaclark @greg_doucette ShotSpotter is engaged in tampering with evidence at the behest of law enforcement. I am saying that, as a statement of fact, in this public setting.

And you'll do fuck-all about it.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@ObserverTx @Popehat Good talk.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@ObserverTx @Popehat Non-legislatively.

[Riley Black @rileycantwrite]

@PastaSauce8 @ObserverTx @Popehat I didn't, and you don't really think I did.