Riley Fryer

Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place?

Karen Bass let my home burn down.

Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Dude, I just paid $5.50/gallon in SoCal because of your fucked up tax policies. It’s a crime! The rest of the nation pays $3.00. You prolly should sit this one out.

[Riley Fryer @RileyFryer]

.@adamcarolla should be the first guest.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I'm launching a NEW PODCAST. We need to change the conversation.

I'm talking directly with people I disagree with, people I look up to, and you -- the listeners.

Egg prices? Tariffs? DOGE? We're tackling all your big questions. 

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Fuck cynicism. Humans are awesome. There is no problem we can't solve. We will find a way.

[Louis KC @LouisCKfanpage]

You can spend $20 or $200 dollars on a non stick pan and they will both start sticking within a few months.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

People were coping so hard when they were saying Apple Maps is better than Google maps now. Apple Maps is still so bad

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don’t.

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

We've become such a weak species. People today don't even know how to clean and butcher a pop tart, let alone have the strength to kill one.

[gon @chinesegon]

exponential growth is crazy. it took me 10 years to save 100k and only 2 years for my first million. the key? marry into a rich family

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

I imagine the worst part about being at a hospital is eating Panera grade food

[Riley Fryer @RileyFryer]

Ask the world for what you want and you shall receive

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Californians Set Up President Xi Dummy So Newsom Will Keep The Cities Clean All The Time https://t.co/4HCnG9ulrT

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Do not underestimate the hole your absence would leave.

[Riley Fryer @RileyFryer]

I don't understand the titanium sales point of the new iPhone. Are you guys using your phones differently than me? Are you hitting some sort of fatigue point where the aluminum just isn't cutting it? Heat dissipation issues?

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Idolize no one, but respect everyone.