meh.

yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. 🥛🎳

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@ThatsOurWaldo So wonderful ❤️

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire.

I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern.

Love,

David

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@Cobratate Gay.

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@ChrisO_wiki russkiy mir.

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@NBN_Australia @Deepa51000467

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@ImoveCar @CuddlyMango So sorry Adam 😢 thinking of you guys.

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@visegrad24 @jacksonhinkle Isn’t he basically just a parody? Does anyone actually take this schmuck seriously?

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@Remi53637447 @jannybabe21 @Supreme_Owl_FTW @visegrad24 There is no bill of rights in the Australian constitution and this change would not have affected anyone’s rights.

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@visegrad24 It is completely inaccurate to say “wide powers”. It was merely an advisory body.

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@Supreme_Owl_FTW @visegrad24 Actually no. This was a vote for merely a constitutionally enshrined advisory committee with no voting rights.

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@ShaykhSulaiman Actually these are Syrian kids gassed by Assad. Photo from 2013. https://t.co/NxERY5IMiZ

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@Qantas: “We know we’ve let you down and we’re determined to do better.”

Also @Qantas: “We’ve done so much for you and you’ve had plenty of time to make it up to us in the immediate aftermath of a global pandemic. K thx”

#qantas

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@Qantas Hi @Qantas really disappointed you are unable to offer a long standing customer options to extend QFF tier, just as some of us are trying to get back in the groove of post-pandemic travel.

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@russophileLs If a lobotomy could tweet, it would be Hinkle.

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@ImoveCar That milk’ll go cold on ya… 🥛 👍🏼

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@FelixRyoshi @stats_feed Because Twitter is a toilet.

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@russophileLs I feel these demands would have more gravitas if they’d used Comic Sans font.

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@mtracey Does this word salad coming with dressing?

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@blackintheempir Sorry to hear, Yevgeny 😔 They say the sanctions aren’t having an impact, but you feel the pinch. At least Glavset still pays a few rubles.

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@elonmusk You, sir, are a fuckwit.