Absolute Trash Diva

I can remove blood stains. I can also eat cigarettes for every meal and call you Bozo at my leisure.

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives That would be pretty sweet, imagine Taylor Lautner getting burned alive in a hollowed out bear after he forces himself on her

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@AdubbMz Nerdy “well actually” voice… he still has his nuts tho, they’re just not connected to the exit route

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@GlennRawson111 @cycle423 @LeahRemini Too true. Many organizations have their own police, it’s not even a unique concept.

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@CindyA2033 @LeahRemini No more so than the other one

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@mirandammoser What about when they die and nothing happens? They wasted their life living by rules made up by some dum dums 2000 years ago who knew very little about the world they lived in, let alone what may lie beyond. It’s like making all your choices based on advice from a flat earther _)

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives To die is to mowww

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives But that hoodie is siiiick

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives Skate SKATE!

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@TheRealTechfro @roshpotato @binchcity Thanks, it’s based on a true story

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@Nightwing55251 @NwordSnowman @SCHIZO_FREQ No sir, I don’t like it

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives 1:00am

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@EatYrselfFitter Too much DXM… like tier 4 or 5. I used to take notes of how I felt at different levels of usage while high, and the one night I went to tier 5 I woke up the next morning to find nothing written on the paper aside from “BIG CARL” scrawled out in very bold letters

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@Thinkwert I had #1 for pretty much my entire 20’s. I know what you’re wondering… and the answer is yes, of course I got laid constantly.

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@EatYrselfFitter This is highly relatable content.
You earned this: Nice job

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@wilmajsdaughter @DennisR42294480 @vee3and3 @AaronRHanlon Sesame Street featured a character named Mr. Hooper… but he didn’t play basketball, he ran a grocery store. Some “hooper” that guy was. #relevant

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@astro_says That was very indie of him… but like 25 years before indie was a thing. I love all his wacky ideas, but I’d also be perfectly content if he had just made “Today!” and “Pet Sounds” over and over with slightly different songs. I’d b all“oh shit yeah, Today!!!!!!!!!! just dropped!”

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives Someone figured out how the world works

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@samaralives Everyone is talking about this on here today… you are so totally relevant yo!!

What is this tho? I’m irrelevant, so I don’t know who Ned is

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@JaydenvdHeck That’s a shame, Deez is lovely this time of year _)

[Absolute Trash Diva @RipCarsonLives]

@jayt61822383 @enbyMachine *Most* cops don’t do this … that might have saved you from these replies. But probably not, it’s too trendy to pass on apparently