Get a better paid job, get a second job, wear an extra jumper, eat for 30p, swim in shit, live with Covid, don't call an ambulance, live without fresh fruit and veg, stop buying lattes and Netflix, live with your parents, stop talking down Britain, stop ruining Brexit and shut up
@jonathan_m_cook Why's that Jon? I don't really tweet anymore but I enjoy seeing what have to say/retweet. It is a drain on time though so can understand!
You realise we’re heading into winter but it feels totally manageable; you enjoy the change, the crispness of the air, the new colours in the trees, and it’s because the clocks haven’t gone back yet you idiot you’re going to lose your fucking mind like you do every year
@chrisgreybrexit I did laugh at the "Thatcherite has-been John Redwood will be disinterred" line! Thank you for writing your blogs, I get a lot out of them.
@AlarysGibson Hello there, unsure if this is you but if you have come to Whitstable today and lost your railcard and freedom pass, I have found it on the train.