'Rachel Tension' is my drag name

Many hands make light work. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇦🇻🇮

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@islaflow I don't know why y'all are so shook about the Ann Marie Lastrassi news. The signs were right there.

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Belgian’s when you tell them they have to play against the 135th FIFA ranked striker

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@GalRo13 @CaroleQuintaine SO HE THREW A BALL AT HIM?

I just know y'alls households are chaotic af. 😭

[Carole Quintaine @CaroleQuintaine]

J’avais pas vu la réaction du gardien du Paraguay hier soir… mais quelle équipe de merde jusqu’au bout !!!!

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

As a new soccer/World Cup fan, I have to say this once again; goals may not be constant, but they are always sudden, consequential, and always earned.

This game is insane.

#MEXENG

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@Adolf_Forever @HaterReport "I mean that in a dewogatowy way"

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

And it just occurred to me...

If that Paraguay player hadn't caused a penalty, the game would have been 0-0? And France had like, what... 3 yellow cards? And Paraguay 0?

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

And in case you think you're overreacting to Paraguay's conduct during this came:

I'm completely new to soccer and even I was like:
"Wait... is that allowed?" #FRAPAR #FRAPAR

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@Rantaramic My first time every watching a soccer game was USA vs Paraguay (I'm American), and LITERALLY thought to myself, "I don't like sports but I'd get into soccer if ONLY there wasn't so much flopping."

Fast-forward and I now know it was just Paraguay. 😭

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

The first soccer game I've ever watched was the World Cup USA vs Paraguay... I said, "I love it, but this game isn't for me. Too much flopping."

I'm starting to think it was just Paraguay all along?

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@aqualella "don't be surprised if no one approaches you."

I'm not a woman and when I'd walk around campus with headphones for this explicit, sole purpose.

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@JoshuaBarzon For a war no one asked for.

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@GeoRebekah I swear to god y'all will hear a middle school level pun and think it's High Art™️.

[Aberrant Curse @AberrantCurse]

They turned French which is objectively gayer

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@TomZohar It's worse: his entire schtick is he is a CODER who wears nylons. A gay code who wears nylons in NYC who is magically near a professional grade cameraman at all times including in a perfectly well lit bar at 11pm.

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@BuzzPatterson I think WAR IS BAD. Don't you?

In fact, didn't y'all make anti-war your personality for each election cycle?

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Every Republican President in my lifetime has brought us an economic crash and a new war.

['Rachel Tension' is my drag name @ritarepulso]

@BuckMcDancer11 @artemxcx Sweetie look at your follower to followed count. Ain't no one listening to you at work. 😭

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.