Ryan Wakeman

Business and Marketing Consultant. I’m normally jolly, this is just where I rant!

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@asda @AsdaServiceTeam screw you, as I was checking out with 32 bottles of wine online you removed your 25% offer early.

No business for you then. No wine for me sadly!

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@elonmusk He’s a fucking joke!

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Prime time of the #chinavirus that quotes gunna stick with me

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Someone just walked into @CostaCoffee and asked if they sell portable drinks?

I didn’t know being plumbed into caffeine was a thing?!?

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@TfL you fined me for ULEZ once I’d setup autopay, claiming I only saved a card.

I’ve just been through web history and verified, I did in fact go through the Autopay process

This is now something I’m going to have to fight to resolve, unless you can work some magic here?

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Late Tonight will air the sadness piece of film since Toy Story 3

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@bmstores how are these sold pre dirty?

The packets fully sealed.

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I do like a free bar

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When I’m told, we need to see what booze still needs to be drunk before I start #DryJan….are you trying to kill me off???

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Day drinking to the stage life feels like a cut scene from #gta

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@TfL why is it such dick to pay the ULEZ charge!?!

Multiple system errors, incorrect phone numbers and then eventually an automated service which makes you want to bang your head against a brick wall!

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Apparently buying a camera gimbal to carry mugs of tea up the stairs without spilling is a silly idea.

I think it would be genius

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The calculated fees for selling a £1650 camera on @eBay_UK (with their promo else no views).

Approx £390 #Mental

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@HelloFreshUK your team knocking on my door again to harass me as to why I’m not interested, is the reason I’m not interested. #NoMeansNO

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We need to fix the process of airports. I get there’s a lot of moving parts but surely as a civilisation we are better than this?

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When a guy gets on the train holding a speaker and announces he’s going to sing an 80’s song in Spanish #berlin

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Just deleted over 82,000 emails #productive

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The #baftas has auto played and christ! It’s so poorly done it’s hard to watch.

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@eBay_UK you are a joke! Your team will use abuse, lie or play dumb to try and fob off a customer.
You’ve basically robbed me and I will not stand for it!

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@bookingcom is your site having issues, I can’t book anything, web or app!