Rebecca Koppel

[Rebecca Koppel @rkoppel]

Worth noting his full name is Stanley Harvey Jame Eagan

[Rebecca Koppel @rkoppel]

@BenStiller I threw my cat a severance birthday party to celebrate his innie’s (Stanley K.) first birthday. He’s indifferent about the show but loves when I sing the Kier Hymn 💕

[Rebecca Koppel @rkoppel]

@AdamWeinstein I used dependable pro movers (https://t.co/DMNl1BnhM8) for my move from NYC to Miami. All things considered, relatively positive experience and would recommend.

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

RIP Dark Sky. So many weather memories… I met my wife on dark sky (I’m a cloud)

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Did King Charles write this

[Alice Iris :) 🎀 @omgthealiceiris]

Are you today's date? Cos you're a 10/10

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

if u drank the original four loko, don’t forget to put on your retinol tonight

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

when i see a drugstore i HAVE to go in. boys are always like “oh why? do you need something?” idk! that’s why i have to go in there! i gotta scope it out! see the sights! read the backs of some shampoo bottles! why don’t they get that?

[charlie @chunkbardey]

finding peace by finally acknowledging there’s no self-sustaining tupperware organizing system. the shelf or drawer will always slip into disarray and simply needs periodic maintenance to keep it functioning

[Rebecca Koppel @rkoppel]

Hey @JetBlue your flight attendants could not be ruder and less helpful. What happened to the friendliest crew in the skies? Beyond disappointed. Flight #601 on 7/18. Second flight this trip where I’ve been barked at for asking a question.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

last night at a bar i overheard an adult man ask his group of adult friends “are you guys hungies?” deeply unsettling. haunting, even.

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

If you're not angry, get out of the way.
We aren't going back.

[Rabbi Andrew Jacobs ✡️🇺🇸🇮🇱 @RabbiJacobs]

Not my prayers @GovRonDeSantis #abortion #DeSantis #Florida

[Rebecca Koppel @rkoppel]

@RepMTG You’re a hack with worms for brains.

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

If you click on a Test Your IQ popup ad, you’ve already failed the test

[Rebecca Koppel @rkoppel]

@marcoosyall @Billyhottakes Nobody else I’d trust my real estate and corporate law needs with!

[Katrina Davis @katrinasivad]

We need a Home Improvement spin-off where Haley Joel Osment plays Al Borland’s son.

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

RIP Lady Macbeth you would have loved Tide to Go Pens