Raeanna Fugitt

small but sassy

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

My name is Raeanna and I'm addicted to throwing up peace signs at inappropriALWAYS ✌🏻️

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Haven’t played this game in awhile…things my patients have said to me recently:

1) “How did you get a job in a hospital being only 13 or 14 years old?” Then later, “are you sure you’re not 13 or 14?”

2) “You’re a teenager! You should know how to work the tv!”

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Things patients have said to me in the last 72 hours:

1. I’m going to kill you you skinny a** b****

2. You drive pretty good...for a girl

3. You’re awesome

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

My clumsy self hit the back of my neck on a thin ledge at 2am last night at work and made myself start blacking out. Luckily, we were already in the ER. I vasovagal-ed myself🤦🏼‍♀️

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Things patients have said to me recently:

1. You drive like Steve McQueen
2. I thought you were a boy
3. Is there anybody bigger than this tiny little girl who can help

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

So like what do they think is going to happen? Like covid is going to disappear into thin air if we wear masks for 3 months? Or do we have to wear masks forever? Genuinely confused

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

I was driving the ambulance the other day & the medic was in the back with the patient. This lady told the medic that she was angry at me cause I was hitting turtles & “she could feel it.” I didn’t hit a single turtle !!! I am not a turtle murderer!

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

1, 8!!!!, & 10

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Choose Wisely

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

I may not get to have a graduation but you best believe I decorated my cap for my fav show @Psych_USA @PsychMovieFans

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Was anyone else told in high school that time in your life was the least busy you’ll ever be for the rest of your life??

They lied.

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Yo @drpepper seeing as the world is a mess right now, do y’all wanna bring back that dark berry?? That stuff was GOLD🤩

P.s. I love you

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

My parents keep telling me their cat is crazy aka Devil cat and I’m like ‘yeah, okay, sure.’ No. This cat is a direct descendant of Satan! I was in the middle of a test when he walked across my keyboard and submitted my test early😡

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Yesterday, my husband said he’s prepared for a baby because the dogs OCCASIONALLY wake him up at night...so we are definitely not ready for kids

[Holt Library @HoltLibrary]

Meet Holt Library's February student of the month-- Maleah!! She loves dark realistic fiction- and reads anything we give her, which is awesome. Congrats Maleah! #wsdlearns #wsdlibraries

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

This was on a job application I was filling out today🤦🏼‍♀️ I really do live out in the boonies😂

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Best Friends 4⃣ Life!

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

@morganchowning Ooh. That one was bad too😂

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Person: How do you say your name?

Me: Ray-Anne-uh.

Person: Oh, Ri-ahn-uh.

Me: RAY-anna.

Person: Ree-Anna?

Me: Close enough.

Worst I ever got was Roseanne...when I was wearing a name tag.

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

What's the biggest problem you have with your name?

My biggest problem?

Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."

Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"

Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

Why does Billie Eilish sound like a lizard/Godzilla in Bad Guy?

[Si🦋 @isiarraswanson]

My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke up to instead...

[Raeanna Fugitt @rlfugitt19]

So it’s looking like my other 2 siblings are going into the military as well...I need to do something drastic to become the favorite child again.