ryan.

Asshat Extraordinare

[Kelly Taylor @TicTaylor]

True Story. First time Garry Bettemen hasn’t got booed. They should of had a Boo track ready.

[jacob lavoie @TastyJ6969]

@VancityReynolds your gin taste like shit. Loved you in green lantern!!!

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

I stick to playing wii sports golf so I can feel like shit about myself in the comfort of my own home

[s @shayna1794]

I am NOT a good enough golfer to pay $109 for a round who does this

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

Only if I can pour you on a couple slugs after

[s @shayna1794]

When I die cremate me and put me in a shaker cause I’m salty af

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

Does anywhere deliver Pebto Bismo in Lloyd ? #askingforafriend

[s @shayna1794]

I was getting so mad because someone kept ringing my doorbell. But apparently I pre ordered skip the dishes to come at noon before I passed out last night. Go me

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

Between you and me, Cletus looked pretty damn sexy when he used that girl filter 😍😩😍😩😍😩

[s @shayna1794]

Grown men who post selfies with the Snapchat filters freak me out

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

If Karen shows me one more picture of her kid with the big ass head at the coffee pot, I’m switching to morning whiskeys

[s @shayna1794]

Good morning, only approx. 1,820 more “It’s Friday!” Conversations by the coffee pot until retirement

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

The trick is to focus on the corners first

[s @shayna1794]

Crazy how doing up this body suit drunk is like there’s a fuckin Rubik’s cube in my crotch

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

When your team does real good in the regular season and gets bumped in the first round, it's like finding a hundred dollar bill in the street then gettin' arrested for usin at the bar cuz it's a counterfeit. Like, "WHOOO!!! Ah fuck what are you SERIOUS!!!!"

[s @shayna1794]

The new @Snapchat update took the "discover" page and was like

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good job, good effort https://t.co/JkWHxPTfxq

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

58008

[Not Don Iveson @NotDonIveson]

With the recent success of the bike lanes in Edmonton, I've decided to roll out a similar pilot project:

Shirtless rollerblading guitar guy lanes.

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

@shayrae_bae

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

You have a $100 to make the perfect woman.

Great Personality: $3
Athletic: $4
Attractive : $2
Tig ol Bitties : $100
Good Humour: $2
Kind: $1
Smart: $1
Good cook: $4
Clean: $2.40

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

What do you guys think?

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DREW BREES NO JABRONI

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

If your not hoping for the Saints to beat the Panthers , then your a stupid Asshole #saints #WhoDat

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

Girls complaining that they can't find a man when i'm single is like someone saying their hungry when there's a perfectly good half eaten pretzel outside #ialsogogoodwithmustard #salty

[ryan. @rmhallSK]

@17Tylan https://t.co/2X5AATFbXK

[LaShawn Vick @LaShawnmarie17]

I can not even begin to fathom how unloyal and untrustworthy people are nowadays..