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@roLANDTwinks
i love the Shouting Woman, soft furnishings and snails.
the doghouse
Joined May 2012
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262 Followers
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@tinytwink cos you love me innit.
the most shocking thing about that new Money Supermarket ad, is the way they have managed to reanimate Sharon Osborne's enbalmed corpse.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH.
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In her defence, she was tripping her tits off.
@tinytwink i see great things for that one.....
@SwearyJesus never said it worked ;-)
@SwearyJesus they had puppy insurance foor me before. It was a sack and a breeze block.
So far im worth about half of a christmas.
DISCOVER how much you're worth, by throwing a spacky fit and incurring vet bills until somebody says stop.
The shouting woman has put some lights up.
@tinytwink you dont get rid of me that easily, you soppy bint x
The wide-on scale was off the fucking chart.
@tinytwink argie barjji.
Those shallow, dizzy cunts that put their tree up in November?
garotted them with their fairy lights and run them down with the coke lorry.
Meanwhile that T-rex is driven insane trying to shake a marble out of its body. #ToyStory4
Buzz's batteries corrode inside him, effectively giving him bowel cancer. Woody euthanises him by leaving on the gas fire. #ToyStory4
As well as the Naughty & Nice list, there should be a list for those trimming up in Nov. They should recieve a dead leg & a small onion.
If you're planning on having your own fireworks display in your garden, please remember...
It'll be fucking shit, you annoying cunts.
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