Roald Myers

Slave to Maths. Linux advertiser. Table Tennis legend.

[Roald Myers @roaldeff_]

@PyrionFlax HDMI to display port - references PS4 specifically in the title :)

https://t.co/aJE86uJh3B

[Roald Myers @roaldeff_]

Standard instructions for house-sitting while owners are on holiday: "water plants, feed cat and, if the guinea pig dies, put it in a bag and freeze it so that the children can bury it when we get back"

[Don't Do That Donald @DontDoItDonald]

In the year 2018,
Donald went to see the Queen,
He figured it would be no hassle,
To go have tea in Windsor Castle.

Donald turned up all excited,
Maybe she would have him knighted!
But when he knocked he heard a shout,
“Tell the orange twat we’re out!”

#TrumpUKVisit

[PyrionFlax @PyrionFlax]

I hope the pundits have to answer trivia questions against the clock as parts of the ITV studio set start falling away revealing a fiery pit below

[Porridge Magazine @porridgemag]

Want to support an interdisciplinary print magazine and get something cool out of it that's not just the satisfaction of giving? PORRIDGE NEEDS YOU!

We are crowdfunding for issue two and every little bit helps. Tell your pals / fam / sugar daddies xxx

https://t.co/K3ad16jBx9

[Roald Myers @roaldeff_]

For those complaining about @verotruesocial: Of course an increase in popularity so quickly will cause server-side issues. Be patient. It's still in very early stages, it could grow to something awesome if we give it a chance.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

A racist pathological liar cancelled a trip because he's afraid of going to a country where he is hated even more than in his own country. https://t.co/qk5HmYv3Ju

[Don't Do That Donald @DontDoItDonald]

Donald stamped his feet, frustrated,
His Twitter was deactivated,
Eleven minutes it was dead,
One per brain cell in his head.

[Philip E. Tetlock @PTetlock]

Captures the insanity of the status quo: everyday, the media ignore tentative, well-calibrated forecasters in favor of well-connected blowhards

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Over the objections of 83% of Americans, the @FCC has voted to gift control of the internet to natural monopoly corporations. https://t.co/lq5RLXyPXn

[Enlightened Windows @enlightwindows]

Our much requested V Series Gallery https://t.co/9JWF0KzqhF is now live! Scandinavian windows with an all-glass flush exterior. Featuring some Norwegian snow, a Danish house on stilts and an ultra modern home in Kent. More galleries to come!

[Computer Facts @computerfact]

myth: computers are normally working & when they break its an error
reality: computers are normally broken & when they work its a miracle

[Enlightened Windows @enlightwindows]

Check out our new blog post: https://t.co/do50bdpTLA. A great place to start if you're considering new wooden windows for your home.

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk-"
*Greg burps*
"-actually, you know what, Greg? It's manners. The first rule is manners."

[Claire @snotforprofit]

This guy has waited ALL HIS LIFE to be asked how people can avoid bumping into things
#PokemonGO

[Roald Myers @roaldeff_]

Kids can't use computers... and this is why it should worry you https://t.co/X29XTfiqvB via @coding2learn

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Snooker used to be known as 'table croquet'