Alice

Grammar obsessed bibliophile, burdened with a glorious library

[Alice @roaming_reader]

I don’t even know what this is, but I love it 😄

[Andy Barr @PRAndyBarr]

Good morning all. 6.25am and you can turn the internet off already cos @wightlinkferry has won today.

[Alice @roaming_reader]

Pretty sure I could advertise entry to the upstairs of my house as a sauna this evening 🥵

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m sorry but I was ready for Autumn. I simply reject this weather. I refuse to remove my jumper.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Babies are like tiny drunk people.

[Alice @roaming_reader]

Love it when I’ve spent all afternoon trying to find an error in excel, then see it straight away when opening it the next morning 🤦🏻‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Another week begins

[Alice @roaming_reader]

Few things better than a Sunday evening hotch potch tea 😋

[Alice @roaming_reader]

“Do you need a wee?”
“No”
“Are you sure?”
“No”
“Ok, but tell mummy when you do”
Cue sound of weeing all over the carpet
🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alice @roaming_reader]

Pest control man found both mouse and rat droppings in my loft. There’s so much poison up there right now, it would put a Victorian chemist to shame 🙌🏻

[Alice @roaming_reader]

A random person has pitched up and is mowing all the front lawns on our terrace. Probably should really say thank you, but I’m awkward and British so currently hiding at the back of the house

[Matt @winnersmedia]

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

[Alice @roaming_reader]

The examples in this speech therapy workshop are heavily geared towards kids who like cars, and it’s like it was tailor made for him

[Alice @roaming_reader]

Just had to transfer completely exhausted 3-year-old from car to bed at 5pm after multiple failed attempts to wake him. Pray for me 🙏🏻

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Fish: “Are we on tv?” 😂

[Alice @roaming_reader]

We were shown some of these in school 🤯😂

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

Your regular reminder that British public information films were like brutal horror films condensed into 30 second chunks, and shown during primetime (and children's) TV shows.

[Alice @roaming_reader]

Nothing screams tone-deaf like a highly paid member of the exec telling you it’s irrelevant who owns the company and you should just get on with your job 😐

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Sharing a snack with a curious marmot

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[Alice @roaming_reader]

@TriciaWhatley He’s nearly 3, can you believe!

[Alice @roaming_reader]

When Daddy’s friend owns a tractor 🚜