Rossi

(she/her) I’m just chillin in Cedar Rapids

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

On the train crying because I saw a really wet pigeon when all his friends were dry

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[some ambient loser @purityolympics]

there is so much pain in this world but i do not feel it when i watch a rat fishing for peas

[foks @ExaltedFoks]

I had to stop reading the Dune series because I kept talking like Muad’Dib and it was pissing off everyone in my life

[bort @millerIowlife]

so called “free thinkers” when new Elevated Surfaces Next To Dad appear

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I’m sick in bed while my housemate has a party: I’m little women pilled. I’m bethmaxxing

[miri @eggoslug]

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Daylight saving is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

[Productive doiyaa ★ @DOIYA_A]

Jesus announces bible celebration by teasing two new apostles

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

friend said she had to stop reading Wuthering Heights because she was “going through a similar situation” and then refused to elaborate on what that means