Rob Bernard

Software Engineer, Film Buff, not the former Microsoft Exec. But I get most Rob Bernards' Gmails. 🧵@robbernard80

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@Kinger_DC What if we just made small dogs bigger?

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@Reds Joe Torre?

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@KerryHowley They all voted blue.

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@energydonk @DavidMDrucker What WASN'T the cause of death?

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@Dave_Hebert

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@SeanTrende Gotta get us some sheep!

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@HawkEmDownChris Ken Griffey Jr is the correct answer.

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@WajahatAli Sooo, buy stock in watersheds?

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@GroovyBruce

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@LMandrakeJr I'm just amazed the city didn't burn down in riots. Steelers fans are not normally that well-behaved...

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@JonahDispatch More preposterous than the relationship between Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise?

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@mikenelson586 Zelensky hides under all their beds at night.

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@senatorshoshana If you got like 50 agents going for EVERY religion then you'd be guaranteed to win, no matter who's right!

Pascal's AI Wager

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@AnimalUnite @senatorshoshana You're the ones who think ducks are people but still let them go around pantsless... Who's the real pervert here?

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@senatorshoshana ... that you know of.

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@JonahDispatch Look, of you're going to call out EVERY time Donald Trump is corrupt we're gonna be here for at least two more years...

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@Phili_Thomp @senatorshoshana @RepMaxwellFrost @slothinstitute @SlothCon If you outlaw sloths, only outlaws will have sloths!

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@cjscalia Sure, but due to global warming the air is, on average, less dense today, leading to less wind resistance.

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@america Am I supposed to want to be on this finger-wagging Karen's side???

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