RJ Hoffman

SUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@angelamae11 yes, i definitely can't hang friday cause I work 5-close, but saturday I am free for the whole day/most of the evening!

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@angelamae11 Thanks angie, and yes you definitely will! You're staying the whole weekend right?

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@angelamae11 apparently my boyish charm only gets me so far... haha but its okay angie, life goes on :)

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

It's always hard learning you're not wanted anymore...

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@angelamae11 @luke_hirsch ITS HARD TO CARE FOR SOMEONE WHO SMASHED MY HEART INTO PIECES. But yes let's go! :) I'll ask it off for work

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

One of the neighbors in my house is either having extremely vigorous sex, or having a tough time cleaning that stain.

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@angelamae11 You should tell me to get a better phone, since I would have instagram if I had a device that could handle it... #OLDPHONEPROBZ

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Skrillex is the Jar Jar Binks of music.

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@hallisevilla Sometimes when I work 3rd shift at my job at toppers I wake up at 4pm. It ain't so crazayyy

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

Nothing like a teacher being late to her own final. Cool!

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@MallorySeifert haha I doubt it. Twitter just isn't relevant for me or my friends anymore, save you and a 5 other people.

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

@MallorySeifert Basically everyone I had at least met in the flesh made it, but i'm realizing that like 60 people I follow never tweet...

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

Just went through and unfollowed every celebrity/rando that didn't make me laugh or feel relevant. We'll find out how many friends use twitt

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

Seriously. At this point, fuck Twitter. Hardly anyone I know/like uses this BS anymore. Who actually cares about celebrities?

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

So out of my league. Fuck.

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

I also have this sinking feeling that very few of my actual friends actually use Twitter anymore... #WhatAmIDoingOnHere?

[OG Santa @TheOGSanta]

Camel Toe > Mistletoe

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

I cannot wait to be done with all of this shit. #ResearchPapersBeGone #GodForbidsFinals

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

Simmer down, and pucker up. I'm sorry to interrupt its just I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you.

[RJ Hoffman @robbyhoffman]

Have you got color in your cheeks? Have some aces up your sleeves? I dreamt about you nearly every night this week.