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moderate or good, occasionally very poor.

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@monstroso Mix it in the mouth

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@ManuclearBomb Some sort of magical animal

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@Robsa5 Bat out of Hell, testify brother

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??

Are you fucking high?

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@RealBobMortimer Socket for TV ...given the ariel point adjacent

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@VirtueOfNothing I had lymes disease it took me sending a picture of the bullseye from the NHS website for a comparison with a picture of mine. GP relented course of antibiotics, half the dose for half the time as set out by NICE, had to go back and show the NICE guidelines to the GP.

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@Robsa5 Wattle and daub no probs, a wall made of stone, glass and hopeless dreams less so x

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Frantically Googles how to repair a dry stone wall

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@rrspur @Otto_English That person's well camouflaged

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I.Will.Take.That.

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@silverpebble Lovely I'd say

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. https://t.co/MrkhxmiZPZ

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💙

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@revpaulwhite Goodness, the comments are a depressing read

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@revpaulwhite Visiting my Nanna in The Rough Bounds they only had Beebs 1 and 2, I managed, mostly.

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@fesshole In Our Time does the trick for me. The more obscure the better.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I don’t speak of this often but listening to Nigel Farage in tonight’s debate I must.

My dad was an immigrant. From the moment he arrived in this country he worked hard every day in labouring jobs. My most vivid recollection is of his tired & weary eyes and oil stained overalls when he came home after a 12 hour factory shift. Even then he was able to raise a smile for us. He was kind & gentle & loved my mum with passion. He raised a family of 4 & instilled in each of us a fierce sense of right & wrong & love of country. His proudest day was when he became a British citizen. I recall him with love & affection & pride & carry the lessons he taught me in my heart every day. If it were not for my dad I would not be a lawyer today & in his memory I work hard everyday to make a difference for as many as I can. Immigration is a beautiful thing & don’t let charlatans like Farage tell you otherwise ❤️

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I don't think I've ever seen a keeper take a throw in before.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special: 1. The Economy