i think if my dab pen spent less time and energy blinking it’s gay little light telling me it’s about to die it might have enough charge for me to get another hit
[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA
[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers