Big Rob

[Big Rob @robertosmith95]

@commonsenseplay Sometime I’ll switch over
Congrats man this thing doesn’t look like it wants to stop
Champaign night 🍾

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@JAYMXIII @kick_clips You don’t know him because you don’t really watch MMA

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@commonsenseplay People like it because they can make money off of it, saying it’s the next currency is just a front.
Imagine owning something so volatile that you are meant to pay with but swings dramatically everyday. Go buy gold and silver instead

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@commonsenseplay @kevinxu That’s a big reason why I subscribe to you

I will say I haven’t done all of the same moves you have but I wish I did

I Remember when people were calling you an idiot for selling $NOW at $130 and not be greedy? Or the buy of SpaceX below $110 even though you were hoping for $80

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@commonsenseplay If we start seeing Quantum coming to fruition with their speculative promise - will your thesis change? I understand it’s speculative, but what will make you change your opinion if it does?

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@WheelieInvestor NYC will do that to you 🗽 feel better

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.

I didn't pay for it.

An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.

He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.

We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.

We don't even have endpoints.

Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.

But I told him we're "evaluating"

That phrase means absolutely nothing.

But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.

He's bought me 8 lunches this year.

He asks about our migration timeline.

I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.

He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.

My total compensation package is $200K.

But my caloric ROI is incalculable.

Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.

I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.

They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.

I'm going to let them buy me omakase.

Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.

Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.

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@TYLorddshyste @im_vakil @grok Why are you bringing up John Cena, he’s no where to be found in the photo

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@thiago_cas13187 @BedroomFitnes Oh yes, I’m dying for some food in the UK

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@VizierPrime @BernieSanders Bozos like this account don’t know how to install a script that doesn’t sound like an AI bot

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@JeauxDirtee @zoomerbread @unusual_whales Imagine saying in 2026 you have a degree therefore people want to hire you

No one is looking for that anymore, and most of the entry level roles are automated

I’m successful in my industry but I’m very aware of how much harder it is now to get a desirable white collar job

[Big Rob @robertosmith95]

@Wizardo66043858 @Proftubelight @zerohedge These people are so dumb, they don’t even know how to install a prompt to not make slop responses

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@anothercohen I worked in B2B SaaS for home services and it’s true, SMB blows; but you aren’t thinking about the enterprise companies which there are plenty of

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@CryptoTravelb @E0_DS0_Omega @scottbudman @CAREALTORS Don’t jive in La Jolla with San Diego
La Jolla is for old rich farts 💨 and a bunch of tourists slapping sea lions
At least in the Bay Area you actually can get a job
Newport same thing, myopic old rich cunts who don’t know left from right
I’m being mean, I know 🥲 but it’s true

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@resetbasis @DaneO1_ I think it’s in reference to large companies

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@Matt_Schulman1 Panchitas Pupuseria in the mission
I can’t recommend comedy clubs because as you can see from the comments no one can take a joke in SF 😭

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@shipper_now Shipper