Some bloke

Renowned authority on many, many things. Cage fighter. Poet. Bullshitter

[Some bloke @robertshap1]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @barneyronay @jonawils @bglendenning The bottle of Malbec I drank this evening appears to have cost me £6.88 more than anticipated. Do people who are sober ever sign up to this racket?

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@restoremorality Masturbation

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@feebee79 @iamheatherh Same.

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@maxrushden
Has there been some kind of Cage/Travolta face transplant thing going on between Lionel Messi and Patrick Bamford during the International break? I always assumed Bamford was pants.

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@maxrushden
Can you dedicate at least half of the next pod to the beautiful shithousery of Pepe on Sterling. Knee in the nuts, shout in the ear, another knee and then accuses him of diving. Legend.

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https://t.co/G8lrFPiisS

@AlisonMitchell

Hi Ali - here's a top 5 pigeon release video you could show Carlos.

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@yoghurteater @IdaD0wn

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@DFletcherSport @5liveSport

Is the jigsaw answer Aaron Ramsey

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Spursy

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@maxrushden VERY LATE!

#lazy

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TRAVEL ALERT: a fella is handing out free Bibles outside of Warren St. Station. Please find an alternative route.

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@maxrushden What is the average last time that lot washed their hair? (Including photographer)

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@Scouse_ma Tory nonce

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@tinytwink This is how the machines take over and strangle us all in our sleep.

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@tinytwink Monday. Have you set your alarm?

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@SamWhyte @clinteldorado It was the most beautiful garment I have ever owned.

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@SamWhyte @clinteldorado At U13 I exchanged a hideous nylon Shirehampton Colts shirt for a pristine one of these bad boys.

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@SamWhyte I've never wanted him more.

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I'm up a bit late.