Rob Gornik

Chicagoan, cat person

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

You can have your Jewel Brand pop, I’ll keep my President’s Choice The Decadent cookies

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

one time I said i had never seen One Piece and made a joke asking if the one piece was his dumb hat and everyone was like, well actually, maybe,

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

Sam Neill in “Peter Rabbit” made me laugh harder than almost any mainstream comedy I’ve seen recently

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

The shape of Illinois is very comforting to me. Like that’s my friend

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

@north0fnorth Let ‘im cook

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

Better stock up on that magic water before this blows up iykyk

[Popped🍿 @PoppedNews]

Conner O’Malley (‘RAP WORLD’) is set to direct a new film titled ‘SCHILLER PARK’ for A24, according to a casting notice.

The Illinois-set dark comedy is reportedly being produced by Ari Aster through Square Peg.

(via: https://t.co/Zrm4Qj4Qj4 | https://t.co/NbkTuc4uP8)

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

The greatest moment in post-73 Knicks history is in The Squid and the Whale when Jeff Daniels says he fired his agent because "He pissed me off, he made a disparaging remark about the Knicks at a party, said they played like thugs. I found it offensive. He's kind of a jerk."

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

Harujuku Girl looking ass newscaster

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REP. BRANDON GILL: This is a much more effeminate version of Beto O'Rourke ... this is somebody who is really obsessed with children ... I think of James Talarico as a barely straight version of Pete Buttigieg

KAYLEIGH McENANY: We know Talarico has a longtime girlfriend and she's very beautiful

[福島良一 @YoshFukushima]

イリノイ州シカゴ。大好きなサウスループの「Gino’s East」。地元で最も有名なビールのオールドスタイルを飲みながら、待望の名物ディープディッシュピザを堪能。当店自慢のMeaty Legendを注文し待つこと約45分。深さのある焼き皿で焼いた熱々のピザが登場。人生でこれほど幸せなことはあるだろうか？

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

@jake____lewis They were a staple of the Glen Ellyn Fourth of July parade

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

It's called "improv comedy"

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

Looks like consonants were half-price at the Polish tombstone store

[emily north @north0fnorth]

if you think this you’ve clearly never wandered around a beautiful old chicago neighborhood or visited the lakefront while it’s grey and drizzling or foggy

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

chicago gotta be the top one worst city to have hair in

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

“Liberty’s Kids” lookin’ ass animation

[Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3DModel]

no it does not look stunning. and the guy on the bike does this because AI sucks for animation

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

@north0fnorth @mae_honk I think I saw Irn Bru on the bottom shelf of the UK section of a Mariano’s international aisle within the last two weeks

[Rob Gornik @robgornik]

Anybody notice that in the last ~5 years it went from THE West Loop to just West Loop

[Gatekeep Chicago @gatekeepchicago]

We’re never gonna normalize this behavior in Chicago #gatekeepchicago

[Will Bredderman @WillBredderman]

Norman Mailer on Chicago, in 1968:

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom