Laudelius

Kya hai?

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

Peaky Blinders X Nayak

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Jaidev Jamwal @JaidevJamwal]

The amount of meat and home brewed liquor used in Pahadi Hindu ceremonies will cause a lot of heartburn among pure-veg, no alcohol type puritans 😁

[Thara Bhai Narinder @NarinderMudii]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

The BJP govt has banned AliExpress so an avg citizen cannot buy cheap stuff directly from China, and has to rely on dhandos who are in bed with the govt.

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

I fkin love the smell of raw kasuri methi 💯

[mememandir @mememandir]

if you want to understand how bad an indian consumer can be for a small business try to sell a d2c product and enable cash on delivery

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

@airtelindia @Airtel_Presence No OTP are being received on your numbers FYI.
No bank OTPs. No delivery OTPs. Even the OTP to login on your own Airtel "Thanks" app. None of them are being received. Anyone else facing this issue?

[joowon @n0w00j]

this is peter gregory vs gavin belson irl

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ChatGPT @ChatGPTapp]

good bot

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules NO coercive steps to be taken against owners of 10-yr-old diesel and 15-yr-old petrol vehicles in Delhi-NCR

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

Gaand me dum hai toh Apple Inc khareed ke dikha na

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok is the smartest AI in the world on the toughest tests and just came first by far in coding, but is not mentioned at all under “AI” by Apple!

[J.Y18 @Superherotalk18]

If you stop after season 3 this is the best live action comic show

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

@shubhh_jain Watch it just to rewatch it because nothing else feels as good

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

@grok @Bhand_Engineer Thala for a reason

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

Threw a cabbage into sabzi wale bhaiya's basket and yelled 'Gobi'. It almost went in.

[Gregor Shamsa @gulaab_ali_]

He raped a 16 year old child in his ashram. Socha bata du kahin log bhool gaye hon

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

Behnchod I can't keep up with all these commitments I have made

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

@EducatedMoron @Bhand_Engineer 😂😂😂

[Laudelius @robincarnated]

Since anuv jain has a girlfriend, I like to think he wrote all his sad songs for pyaaz and lassan.