Rob Kelsey

I’m not in love, love is in me

[mr fundman @mrfundman]

Bankers looking at me getting 1 SpaceX share for IPO

[Elsa @elsathora]

Why did no one tell me ranch sauce is like crack? EUROPE WE NEED RANCH ASAP

[Love Music @khnh80044]

That might be the smoothest handball goal I’ve ever seen ...😮

[cav empty @cavempty_]

meet me at the refreshment center

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

During Jim Brown’s senior year at Manhasset high school, he averaged 14.9 yards per carry, 39.6 PPG in basketball and pitched 2 no hitters in baseball

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

Don’t be afraid to be seen trying

Looking inexperienced, uncool, overly eager, needy, making mistakes, feeling embarrassed, not being immediately good at something…are all infinitely better than inaction

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[alexandra @ptichushka]

the only true sensitive young man is my 80 year old friend from church, who tells me he is unable to look at beautiful women for too long because he will develop severe, life-threatening heart palpitations

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

An 11-year-old Kobe Bryant cheering for the Mets 😳

[Dooner 🇺🇸 @TimothyDooner]

Quality craftsmanship on my Whooper

Very impressed, Atlanta Burger King

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me going on a walk for my mental health and discovering my physical health is in critical condition

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

The Knicks hit coach Mike Brown with the Finding Nemo 🤣

[signüll @signulll]

it must suck to be an air conditioner repairman cuz you spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning.

when it's fixed & finally cool, you have to leave.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Philip Seymour Hoffman was in every movie acting like there was an eviction notice under his door

[eliz @eliza___v]

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

I want to start a restaurant that rates tire companies

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

“Jordan Spieth is -4 through 5 and let’s head to his tee shot on the 6th, wher-

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Damn they pivoted quickly

[philosophy for life @philosophy_life]

“I only know that I know nothing”

― Socrates