Justin Welsh

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

just logged into my account for the first time in a minute. did y’all hear about this will smith slap?!

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

Man, The Weeknd picked a bad day to unveil his plastic surgery publicity stunt

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

@WhiteHouse Fuck this shit

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

@Disney why isn’t peep&landing on #DisneyPlus?

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

@realDonaldTrump Oh fuck off

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

@vanillasoft how do you define a strategic call?

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

@Ride_Austin I'm at broken spoke. What's the clue?

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

Win tickets for An Evening with Sigur Ros - Night One at ACL Live at the Moody Theater, June 09, 2017 with Do512 https://t.co/UL5yYVMTR1

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

Want to believe in something again? Watch Chance's Grammy performance

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

@Wendys I just read the chive blog about you. I remember my first beer

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

What Scientologist Actually Believe https://t.co/9xa3F41hbi

[Cindy Welsh Realtor @RealtorCWelsh]

The clock is ticking! Enter for your chance at $500 to put toward summer fun: https://t.co/PWb4XL5oMt

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

Then I eat my pop-tart and forget to be hilarious on the Internet.

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

Every day I wake up and I think to myself, "Today is the day I tweet the tweet that makes me famous."

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

What if Trump and Hillary joined forces? #trillary2016

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

You guys hear about this #CecilTheLion character?

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

#BlartRidesAgain

[Justin Welsh @robotcowboy]

#republicansforvoldemort