Robot Drew Brees

I was programmed for three things: football, family, and sponsorship deals.

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

Ye Olde College Inn has hte best food in NOLA #wherethatchecktho #bleepbloop https://t.co/AM35fVLfHL

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

I love Fleener. Hasn't been in any commercials yet though. Need to change that to fit in. #fleenerkleenex #bleepbloop

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

Operating system crashed. BSOD Code 7-9. Back now, ready to shill companies and win football games #notrestructuring #bleepbloop

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Browns got 5 picks in Julio deal:
* Phil Taylor
* Greg Little
* Owen Marecic
* Brandon Weeden
* 4th rder to move up 1 slot to draft T-Rich

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

He deserves it. Proven winner, good family man. Great in DirecTV commercials. Can't ask for more #bleepbloop

[Les Miles @CoachLesMiles]

For the record, I have been working on LSU football all day so this is not me but an imposter at Tom Brady hearing.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Can't. Stop. Laughing. RT @pink_funk: You guys work fast RT @DanWeiner: @AGoot18 http://t.co/o5vFlYgqLO

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tom Brady. Woof! http://t.co/KQ1AJZFavt

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

It distracts the team from playing football and focusing. Everyone needs a singular focus, only football #bleepbloop https://t.co/Erl9TZGnDS

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Hard Knocks is coming, but does it really benefit a team? http://t.co/aEzBbzhiW3

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

Sorry, my circuits overloaded over the weekend. Too much nyquil. Back to football. Let's get it done #bleepbloop

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Brees to Cooks - SEE YA 🔥‼️ https://t.co/R3JvrBpY3b #SaintsCamp

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

.@WhinyPhilRivers No hard feelings, Philip. You are a great quarterback and an inspiring God-fearing man. Chargers are lucky. #bleepbloop

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

Second day of camp went well. Room to get better #whodat #saints #gosaints #waitthatsnotright #geauxsaints #thatsbetter #circuitoverload

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

LRT: Dairy rusts my circuits. So does not donating to charity. #bleepbloop

[Drew Brees @drewbrees]

Stocked up w my fav @So_Delicious #dairyfree goodies 4 camp! Especially frozen treats..helping 2 raise $ 4 our FDTN

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

I'm glad @DangeRussWilson got a new contract. He's a great player in this league and deserves it. #rockthoseboseheadphones #bleepbloop

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

.@NOLA_Ed @TheJimmyGraham So much of that's trust and accountability, having the right type of guys on this team #buynyquil #bleepbloop

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

The team looks good. Playing not too tight, not too loose. Perfect in a football team and a pair of jeans #buywrangler #bleepbloop

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

Do I see parallels between Chargers drafting Rivers and Saints drafting Grayson? Absolutely not. I summed that up in two words. #bleepbloop

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

I really dont pay attention because I really dont care because deep down I know what is going to happen this season. #takenyquil #bleepbloop