Rob Rickleberry

Making things rhyme is half the battle

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

Wordle 1,000 🎉 2/6

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happy 1000th wordle, we are all going to live forever

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

This cat is NOT driving!

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

windowsills were invented by the pie industry and vice versa

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have a “favorite spreadsheet”

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I like listening to music while I walk around. Makes me think I’m in the shittiest movie ever made

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

@NourHadidi That is not how I remember that song going

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

@ES_Wickham https://t.co/GbFXzqamRJ

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

@ES_Wickham Nickelback is redemption arc music for dudes who couldn't make it as a poor man stealing

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

[teaching a class on freeloading]
ME: before we begin, I just need to know who’s paid their tuition
ONE STUDENT IN THE FRONT: *raises her hand*
ME: get out

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

hyperbolic geometry is THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

listening to industrial music while building a house

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

It doesn't matter how fast you can type, everybody slows down when they get to the word "rhythm"

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

I do somewhat regret installing myself with a glowing weak spot that only needs to be hit three times before I explode dramatically

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

I like to meditate because it convinces me that breathing is a productive activity

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

I’m so pessimistic that when people ask me if I play favourites with my kids, I say “no, I play least favourites"

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

you either date luigi or die trying

[Rob Rickleberry @robrickle]

people who have calendars in their car must spend a lot of time in their car