R😷b The Half Breed

My thoughts are from my own disturbed mind & don't represent the views of the T.V. station I work for. #TeamTacos

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

Does anyone else ever have that dream where Bill Murray comes to them dressed as a Jedi to recruit them as the protector of the colonel’s eleven herbs and spices?

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Great. They replaced the lady who shot her dog with the guy who hid behind a chair on January 6th.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

During the Winter Olympic Games, it’s important that we take a moment to ask ourselves: What would Brian Boitano do?

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

💯

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

@caseydolan Is this about me drinking whiskey just as Smith hit the home run? I feel like I’m not getting enough acknowledgment for that.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

@caseydolan 😂😂😂

[JessicaUSAF @JessicaUSAF]

😂

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Me in the group chat for top secret air strikes

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

*phone rings*

Me: *answers phone*

Caller: Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your country’s current war plans.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

Officer: Can you explain to me why you were driving 90 mph in 45?

Me: I was listening to Bush’s “Machinehead”, sir.

Officer: I totally understand. You’re free to go.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

@Sassafrass_84 @Banama999 Actually fire helps balance the pH levels in soil and planes are scooping up water from the ocean.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

Dear radio stations, nobody wants to hear “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. There are plenty of other Christmas songs to pick from.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

Bobby: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet.

Horse: I’m going as fast as I can, Bobby! Get off my back. Do you know how heavy this damn sleigh is?

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

Hey @RealAlexJones, you mad bro?

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

@TristanSnell To be fair, their mascot is a clown.

[San Bernardino National Forest @SanBernardinoNF]

Line Fire Evening Update 09/30/2024

The #LineFire is now at 43,182 with 78% containment and 1,701 personnel. This is a full suppression incident. All efforts are being made to suppress the fire as soon as possible.

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

Paranormal Investigator: If you want to communicate, turn on the flashlight.

Revolutionary War Ghost: What the fuck is a flashlight?

[R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79]

I swear, if some politician starts telling us Brawndo is what plants crave, I’ll be done.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I can't stop laughing! This is how dumb you MAGAs look. 🤣