Slim Jesus

Anthropology/Paleontology Grad Student UT Austin. Small Mammal Fan. Metalhead. Snowboarder. Disc Golfer. Shower Beers. beers.

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@BizNasty2point0 lil Mitchy Marber lost the game on the penalty shot

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@frank_seravalli Don't you run a media outlet that could, ya know, hire him, Fronk?

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@McguirePetrov Loui Eriksson / Jack Johnson
#PetrovOvertimeChallenge

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@PoolNuge3 probably got conked when he was birthed

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it's springtime

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

"It's physical hockey out there."

Nathan MacKinnon joins @snseanreynolds after the Avs' Game 2 win over the Wild.

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@TheHockeyNews According to the rule book, at what minute in the game does the rule book get turned off?

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@RearAdBsBlog Duck em

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@rayferraro21 Can't wait for @ESPNRefNHL to get in here to tell you how stupid this idea is because the refs are always perfect

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@KadriCanDunk @FriedgeHNIC Cause JT miller is the heart and soul of America. Have you not seen the way he's been captaining the rangers to glory this year?

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@DailyFaceoff @JLazzy23 @CarterHutton4 @bet365ca You've gotta be softer than melted butter if you are getting upset by a naughty little hand signal when the same league allows fist fights as part of the sport and the broadcasts are increasing picking up naughty language from the players with on ice mics 🧈

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@13Leafs01 @J_Swish24 What do you celebrate in Toronto, first round playoff wins every few decades?

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@JLazzy23 Are they trying to get Sullivan canned before the Olympics?? 🗑️🔥

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@TheRangersWire @Buccigross @frank_seravalli Yea there sure is going to be a whole lot of 3 on 3 OT in this tournament

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@Sportsnet Binner lookin elite against the aves tonight

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@ESPNRefNHL if offensive player in offensive zone high sticks a defender but the refs miss it, and then the offensive team scores before the puck clears the zone again, is that challengeable for a missed stoppage?

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zebras

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@BizNasty2point0 Rempe just locked up the Con Smith trophy

[Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology @JVP_vertpaleo]

🚨New Pub!🚨Orbit size and estimated eye size in dinosaurs and other archosaurs and their implications for the evolution of visual capabilities🦖👀by Lautenschlager et al.

https://t.co/hKSMOwyNl7

[Satan @s8n]

HELL JUST FROZE OVER GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL

[William Reyes @WAReyes6]

A New year = A New Aetosaur! It’s My pleasure to introduce Garzapelta muelleri published in @AnatRecord -A very spiky aetosaur whose convergence in osteoderm morphology complicates our understanding of the morphological disparity of the aetosaurian dorsal carapace. #FossiFriday