Denise l'Menise

Hello, public diary

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

What do you call a medication that treats rodent-bourne diseases

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A hantiviral

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Man right after the cruise ship thing too, ew ick

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Oh deliver me

We have mice

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Was previously possible that it was just mouse. No, it's definitely mice.

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@CrimeaArchivist It was aglio and bacongreasio tbf

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Ignore that I only had like 12 lbs on the bar the whole time

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Went to a Power class at the gym this morning, is this the beginning of my muscle mommy era?

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@GarrettPetersen New New York

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

"why is my baby so distracted while breastfeeding this morning 🙄"

oh 🥹

[Pastor Rich Lusk @Vicar1973]

Melchizedek is the Tom Bombadil of the Bible.

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@simonsarris @martyrdison I just want to be Simi Sarris

We all want to be Simi tbh

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@ouranometrian2 @cpaine50311 I'm also left handed and the kid also prefers left boob

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@1followernodad The trick is to go for the cutest sandal that the ergonomic old people brands carry. I have had these for several years (but an older non-padded version of the strap I guess) and find them easy to pack and super comfy

https://t.co/yMqdGFmDee

[bardo @psbardo]

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo Bryan Johnson being the dark horse to save women’s fertility was not on my bingo card but I’m happy to see it regardless

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Sooo many babies in this joint

Makes me feel less guilty about my own little gremlin shredding quesadilla onto the floor

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Mexican restaurants might be the last bastion of family friendly dining

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@nwilliams030 My kitchen floor is pretty gross but I can't fathom doing that. Sounds like it would take forever, definitely longer than a baby nap

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

@CrimeaArchivist I had to PEE

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

I’m learning that getting older means graduating from main character to supporting cast. From child, student, suitor to parent, teacher, spouse. You grow ever more deeply invested in other people’s successes, if you’re doing it right, and realizing what a privilege that is. You come to see and feel that the richer and deeper your own life becomes, the less you want to be the center of attention, the more you understand that the money spot of the human soul is in the cheering section, where the self is lost in love. I think this carries on forever, by the way.

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

And when the whining starts again, we repeat

[Denise l'Menise @rococo_hobbit]

Whining happening in the backseat

I reach back with a teething cracker in hand

Silence

A little hand reaches up, snatches

Silence

CRONCH

Crunch crunch crunch crunch