Rogue FEMA

Unofficial real talk from your Friendly Earthling Management Agency. No government agencies were harmed in the creation of this twitter account.

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

@bmantraffic

[Burning Man Traffic @bmantraffic]

UPDATE: The gate will remain closed until at least noon PT on Tuesday 8/22.

If you were planning to travel to BRC with a Work Access Pass, delay your plans.

Do not drive to Gerlach, you will be turned around.

Another update to come by 6pm PT today.

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

@oceanashy @bmantraffic No. Come back on thursday to find out if the gate is open friday.

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

Germany still has freedom of speech!

https://t.co/ZDFZ6YJ9WM

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

Governor signs executive order directing citizens to ignore Trump's executive order.

https://t.co/9xVHokbHLn

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

yeah I wouldn't go if I were him either

https://t.co/CsOOvQDNOf

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

@scudworx I think Trump's personal security can probably handle the FBI.

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

We need more of these lining the road to Mar-a-Lago https://t.co/7z3MpczTCq

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

Fantastic, let's get off this rock before we destroy it. It's going to be much more difficult if we wait a few years. https://t.co/vyTfOHjNiF

[ExploreAstro at Caltech IPAC @ExploreAstro]

7 Earth-size planets. Any could have liquid water. Welcome to #TRAPPIST1 https://t.co/KV041G9kPU

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

None of this is really funny. The sweden thing is scary. We do have alot of tanks, and we can probably get away with this. But not for long. https://t.co/sZOhAHFrYs

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

And some of you could care less, as long as you can reinforce your blind hatred for POTUS by laughing at his embarrassing antics.

[NWS Podunk @NWSPodunk]

We're hosting a special Skywarn session tomorrow night at the Goat County Bomb Range. Fireworks. Flamethrowers. Roy. It'll be off the hook.

[AltCraterLake @AltCraterLakeNP]

Wizard Island and Crater Lake from the Rim Village during a snow storm. Crater Lake NP, Oregon. Rob :-)

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

@nofarthingway We've got no idea. Could be satire, but I can also see this memo floating around in real life.

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

Gross polluters celebrate countrywide! No more superfund sites because why fix anything! https://t.co/JLx0HgEe7D

[altEPA @altUSEPA]

That moment when a once trusted agency's voice was stolen by the propaganda machine.

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

Are you f*cking kidding me? https://t.co/ypcYREwjmz

[Alt Dept of ED @Alt_DeptofED]

Take 3 actions today to tell Committee members to #DoYourJob. #resist

1) Share this graphic
2) Tweet
3) Call

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

#ImpeachTrump

https://t.co/5LzZ1GmH6l

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

Can we take a moment to acknowledge how fundamentally irresponsible it is to nominate Scott Pruitt to lead an agency he wants to destroy?

[Reuters @Reuters]

Suicide attack on Pakistani shrine kills 72, claimed by Islamic State https://t.co/rQEYFnSjxh

[Rogue FEMA @rogueFEMA]

@ginasmith888 well, no, not really. all leaders do that.