BREAKING: The Supreme Court blocked a nationwide settlement with OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma that would shield Sackler family members from civil lawsuits. https://t.co/bQUCoe0rpq
me: hey man would you mind emailing that to me? if it's not too much trouble
my cyberpunk friend: No promises muchacho. They got a layer of ice on this node so thick even my primo subroutines can't chew through it. Unless....
as Biden gets even older, his dogs become more aggressive and their names get dumber. when he somehow runs for a 4th term at age 88 he’ll have a dog just named “Military” who has killed 20 people
Fascinated by those magazines you see in supermarkets called like ‘Take a Break!’ and ‘That’s Life!’ where they have these happy bright fonts and 7 headlines that all describe the kind of story that a Doestoevsky character tells another to try to make them stop believing in God