the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
My train conductor pulled into 34th St this morning and said “34th Street Penn Station and home of Eastern Conference champions the New York Knicks, stand clear of the closing doors” in a totally neutral voice throughout LMAO
i once got 70+ emails about how terrible of a person i am bcs i ended a friendship with a girl. one included something like when we were friends i ignored how pathetic you are
like oh... ok yeah that's normal
When you’re friends it’s a minor fault of an otherwise perfect being. And we work tirelessly to fix it. Once that friendship is over that’s your permanent state now, and I actually hate bitches like you 😭
you can overtrain with any style of workout.
if you wanna maximize newbie gains, save time, and get comfortable with a handful of new movements... a full body routine is fab tbh
Say goodbye to another old-school NYC diner. Ownership of the Cozy Soup 'n' Burger on Broadway at Astor Place announced that the 54-year-old diner is closing on June 21. The reasons: Rising costs and declining business.
it stresses me out to make plans with people who need multiple follow ups like it is actually ok to cancel on me i'm not keeping score unless you waited until i was at the venue to say something lmfao