butter my cornflakes

[shadon @pvrekhs]

they took way too long with the love island reunion i don’t even care anymore

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

I called her the wrong fictional pig

[detty @0ddette]

Give this girl an Oscar for best actress, best supporting actor, best screenplay, best supporting actress, best actor and best film editing.

[Math Files @Math_files]

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

[mcstankoven @LlLSTANKY]

if new york got spiderman who protecting raleigh

[butter my cornflakes @ronton_soup_]

shia is everything to me #nextgennyc

[quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @81R0ZAN0V]

genuinely where the FUCKK did disney even find zac efron. it’s been 20 years and they haven’t found another to even tilt his crown

[𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒐𝒏 @WelingtonOnAir]

There’s only 4 more months left in the year

[🖤 @alrc0_]

Tú crees que Barbie tenía experiencia en todos esos trabajos? Se puso el outfit y empezó

[owing wilson @wiisportsbot]

I hated this so much back in the day I’m forever glad she upgraded her mic and started making that fierce legal weed music

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Finally got my period after a week of suicidal ideations

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

the thing about reading substack is… I really do understand why editors were invented

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

you have killed yourself and everything you once were to me @Pinterest

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

cause baby boy I got all the same parts as you do.

[Noot Noot🐧 @PunishedPingu]

United Healcare Employee who answered Luigi's email with the conference location.

[baby gorgeous @thenoasletter]

people who watched the bold type

[saka’s spelling school @itslilyimi]

And I got her nigga…. Grocery bag!

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

weekend is now

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

i hate when reality tv novices talk about reality tv. vpr is jersey shore-tier. summer house is nowhere near that tier

[butter my cornflakes @ronton_soup_]

and one other thing i don’t want andy cohen hosting my love island reunion i need them to call ace back to run that #loveislandusa