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Wiggly Air Enthusiast

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[Gavin Bena 🗳 @gavinbena]

every state a purple state

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

Don’t know who to credit for this, but…

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

congrats Rush Limbaugh on 2 years sober

[yung🛠walken @as_a_worker]

good thing biden put those rail workers complaining over safety in their place a couple months ago, there might have been a dangerous disruption to our rail system

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

@SpencerGrady5 @inconnnnn @KeljarMoatis @reddit_lies Uhh where? Definitely learned about that sixth grade, if not fifth

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

Lark after dark

[s @seanatha_n]

The death of the classic American 24 hour diner has been one of the worst impacts of covid

[s @seanatha_n]

The death of the classic American 24 hour diner has been one of the worst impacts of covid

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens.

There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead.

Fuck this.

1/?

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

@Ion_Ramaru

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

@runclepennybags @rusticwallace Only hit 1 billion ~200 years ago

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers.

They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

@michaelhirschbb Prairie 🥱

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

@Ham_Liker How many liters is that? 🤓

[þəŋ @Roofdoge]

@WolfmansGotNard @rejectedjokes Junk