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[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

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[Rootbeer027 @rootbeer027]

Byron Buxton!

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Call your shot!!! ☎️

Reply now with who you think is hitting a home run this homestand for a chance to win 4 tickets in the @ticasino Home Run Deck and a Stay and Play package at Treasure Island!

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Personally, my favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that she pisses off random men online just with her mere presence at any given sports event. Queen energy.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Trump just released footage of his Freedom 250 Headliner Rehearsal.

You gotta love the internet! 😂

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

Good news travels fast.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

How bout them apples? 🍎

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Minneapolis women banded together to use Tinder to honeytrap ICE agents into giving information about their hotels, raids, videos of raids, future raids, confessions of bad acts, strategies, and so on. Those men couldn’t wait to betray their team to impress a woman.

A failed dem candidate, Will Stancil, stupidly gave away the operation to try to take credit for organizing it, probably to impress a woman.

The honey trappers took the compiled Tinder chats and sent them to the ICE agent's spouses.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Also, live your life so you never have to insist “I’m not a pedophile” on 60 Minutes.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.”

Amazing stuff

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

The discipline of @piersmorgan to just sit there silently for the excruciating 90 seconds of page turning without interjecting at all…props

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

He made it.. 😂

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

No matter how many times you’ve watched it, Max the dog playing with his duck friend Fred never fails to make your day

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Poor cat.. 😅

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR.

[Eliana @Starsandvolar]

Precious and hilarious 😂 😃 ❤️

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

This could happen at Dilley if enough people cared about children the way we care about animals

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

OMG this is epic. MAHA-hospital. Vegans beware.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fmr UN Weapons Insp. Scott Ritter: "Burned these children alive! You know why this happened? Pete Hegseth cancelled a Department of Defense directive that required a civilian mitigation team to go over each target to make sure that we weren't striking the wrong targets. He called that WOKE"

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

A man went to adopt a puppy from a shelter, and the puppy guided him to his elderly mother so that he would adopt her too.

[Linwood Barclay @linwood_barclay]

In the spirit of renaming things to honour The Great Leader I am heading into the bathroom to take a Trump.