Mark Root-Wiley

You're probably looking for @MRWweb.

The twitterer formerly known as [rootwile]. #MIchigan-bred. #Grinnell alum.

See also: @NonprofitWP

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Looking for Mark R-W talking WordPress & nonprofits? Follow @MRWweb and @NonprofitWPorg.

@rootwiley is soccer, music, jokes, and politics.

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

@Jmalewitz @nytimes I'll have to try one some day!

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

@Jmalewitz I came back to Twitter for the first time in a few months solely to ask you what makes a Coney Dog a *Jackson* Coney Dog!?!?! The @nytimes is such a tease.

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

@RealSeattleNice That worked! Thanks!

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

@RealSeattleNice FYI: Sunday's episode seems to only be Sandeep's audio track for me (using pocketcasts on Android). It's quite odd to listen too. 😀

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

.@NYTimesWordplay Where is Puzzlemania!?!? We patiently waited all week in Honolulu and it's not in the paper today AGAIN. I see last week's magazine but no puzzles 😭

[Amanda Hess @amandahess]

We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

"X marks the spot!..."

"... Green shading indicates tree density, a contour line is 20ft of gain, and village dot size indicates total value of pillaged treasure—adjusted for inflation. The Mercator projection is great for navigation, but don't be fooled by Greenland!" 🏴‍☠️

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Hey @nytimes - You forgot to cover the situation where a player behind the ball cannot be offside. https://t.co/JG0ffcvca7

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Looking forward to seeing Skelly Claus, the Creepster Bunny, and the Undergroundhog.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Genuine hero.

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

@MikeBrogan Ughhhhhhh. So terrible! Hope they feel better soon! Somehow we had none of RSV, flu, or COVID. So much stuff floating around.

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

The number of sick people we know right now is wild and includes our entire family. Since mid-September my partner and I have had to take 2 weeks worth of days off to care for the kids. Our 3yo will be masking at preschool until at least the new year.

[Luke @lukeaaronmoore]

This is going to be like Fyre Fest, isn't it? 😬

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Listen up, #Seattle. There's a budget shortfall and yet the mayor wants to give SPD $$$ for cops that do not exist. Don't stand for it!

[Decriminalize Seattle Coalition (Official) @DecrimSeattle]

What’s the deal with ghost cops? Why are we calling on @SeattleCouncil to eliminate (abrogate) all ghost cop positions? How many are there? Why should you care? Buckle up for an illuminating 🧵

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Good thread. Ironically, it took me two attempts to read it 🤣

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Was surprised when I saw this headline and thought, "huh, there just be a huge amount of new evidence or some important study or something..." Sounds like not, though. Good thread.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Why have so many football team badges been simplified into corporate logos?

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

All day every day please.

[Chris Bendix @ChrisPlans]

The road is closed to cars at part of the market and all of the businesses are thriving and people love it.

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

Quote from the 3yo:

"Do we have the pizza song in the car?"
"I don't know that song."
"The pizza song!"
"I don't know any song about pizza!"
"No. No. No. 'Moving to the county' song!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@casparbabypants Can we get a new version?

[Mark Root-Wiley @rootwiley]

If you put "Do Nothing" on a checklist, can you check it off without subsequently erasing it because now you did something? Unrelated observation: It's Friday at 2:35pm...