Flight attendant: Is there a Doctor onboard?
Mum: *nudging me* that should’ve been you
Me: Not now
Mum: Not asking for a Creative Director to help, are they?
Me: Mum, there's a real emergency happening
Mum: Go and see if saying “Have you cracked it yet?” helps
<Stand up>
"Riiight"
<push chair in>
"I shall see you..."
<jiggle mouse>
"...tomorrow"
<glance around desk>
"Cheerio"
<pat all pockets>