George Ivan Morrison

I sang "Brown Eyed Girl". Btw the 50 Cent retweet is my official sign-off from Twitter

[George Ivan Morrison @rorymclroy]

Popped a Molly I'm David Sweatin'

[50cent @50cent]

I’m chilling enjoying the weekend.

[cock mike @DCshow1]

In an emotional press conference, Matt Jonas confesses to burning down the middle school shed after 7 years of shame and repressed guilt

[Benches of Bethlehem @bethlehembench]

Benches are back! Season 2 kicks off with a top prospect from Elm Ave's finest: firm spruce, further analysis prohibited by board discourse

[Benches of Bethlehem @bethlehembench]

Corporate behemoth "West Wok" acquires once prosperous "Ifillinkjets," brings anti-trust laws into question.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground

[George Ivan Morrison @rorymclroy]

@NWeinstock14 Same to you Noah, this made my night btw

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kristaps really is a unicorn. #SCtop10

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MELOOOOOOOOO. https://t.co/QEvKzDJIIS

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

What's that weird squirt on your plate kelly ? https://t.co/mJMOG7sfk3

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

8 years ago today, the Steelers defeated the Cardinals in Super Bowl XXXLIII

MVP- Santonio Holmes (game-winning TD reception)

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Dear @realDonaldTrump ,

Shove it up your ass.

Sincerely,

America

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

@tedcruz Go eat shit.

[Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher]

There has been a disturbance in the Force.

Very sad day... amazing actress &, author

RIP Carrie Fisher

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Victory. #HereWeGo

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again

[MLB @MLB]

Just amazing, @FlashGJr. #JDF16

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BREAKING: Marlins' pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24 years old. (via @Buster_ESPN)

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

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