Rose Bierce

New York girl. High school math teacher. Thrice I grew an entire human inside me.
#ActuallyAutistic

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

What is happening with the @espn feed?? It's cutting out every 30 seconds.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Get it together, @Google.

#everyonewatcheswomenssports
@nyliberty

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Friendly reminder, as Autism Acceptance Month draws to a close, that if you're not accepted by an autistic person before the end of April, you will be put in 40 hours a week of behavior modification training until your personality becomes acceptable to us.

#ActuallyAutistic

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

I love when I have only one meeting scheduled for a day because I get to spend the whole day worried about that meeting and get less done than if I had had a day full of meetings.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

"After it happens to me, I'm going to write a book about puberty to help people get through it. It's going to be called, 'What the Heck just Happened to my Body?'" - my 5 year old

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Last night I dreamed that you died.

It sounds silly to say since you've been gone for 3 months now.

But apparently Dream Me didn't know that and it hurt as much as the day I found out.

[Jenn Choi- #StopAsianHate @ChoiAdvocates]

Petition! NYC DOE did not keep its promise to autistic students of globally recognized ASD Nest for the first time ever! https://t.co/a6C7Gv2oaB @AGZimmerman @the_zim @Jill_Jorgensen @lfadulu @ByJessicaGould @yoavgonen @MichaelElsenRoo @IsabelSongBeer @_jessicaparks @GrmelaJulian

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

5 yo: My favorite thing today was that I played Uno for the first time and I beat a second grader.
3 yo: We don't talk about Uno.

#Encanto

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

@commaficionado They gave me a comic strip.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Boys 👏 should 👏 learn 👏 about 👏 menstruation 👏 too.

[Grace Smüth @Gracectomy]

Great, I took my two young children to Turning Red and now have to explain to them what Toronto is

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Me: I will spend my whole life loving you
5 yo: Yeah. Except the part when you die...I'll probably be a teenager then.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

@commaficionado I don't know how people don't immediately remove their socks the second they get wet.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

@extrahol My whole family is #ActuallyAutistic and I never know how to answer questions about our hobbies.
"What does your family like to do at home?"
"Um... Decompress from spending the whole day around other people?"

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Relatable.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

This final season of This is Us is like the moment you realized Hamilton was Eliza's story the whole time.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

I was working on probability with a 6th grader today and instead of reading P(#>2) as "the probability of a number greater than 2" she said "the probability of a tag greater than 2."

This is what it feels like to get old, right?

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

@WomenOfAutism @LNeurodivergent This! I'm a high school teacher and it's always been easier for me to communicate with teenagers because they don't play the social games that I find challenging when talking to neurotypical adults. I don't understand not treating children like full people worthy of respect.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

@ScarlettPosner My kids are 3 and 5 and they both have colds right now. Between the two of them, I was up 4 times between 02:30 to 03:30.

[Rose Bierce @roselein87]

Waiting for the results of my neuropsych to find out if I'm #ActuallyAutistic:
Me: I'll be fine with whatever he says, even if it turns out I'm not autistic.
Also me: